Not Me Monday!

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

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Wow, it's been awhile. Not that I haven't done anything embarassing. I guess I just chose not to blog about it ;)

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Yesterday, during one of our many backyard adventures of the week, Kenners did not swing her walking stick around and manage to poke herself in the eye. I would never allow her to wave a stick all around and then proceed to injure herself. I am a much more attentive mama than that!

Jeremy did not bring home four boxes of Girl Scout Cookies {two of which were Thin Mint ~ my favorites!}, and I certainly did not proceed to eat said boxes all by myself. {Well, not boxes. Cookies. You know what I mean}. I would NEVER.

I was not hoping to lose a couple of pounds before our trip to Great Wolf this week, and did not instead gain a couple of pounds due in part to the Girl Scout Cookies. I have far more self-control than that. Puh-leeze.

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Alright, what have y'all NOT been doing???

Not Me! Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama You can head over to http://www.mycharmingkids.net her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

I am not having MAJOR computer problems right now. Our desktop computer and laptop are not both being worked on, leaving us without any computer whatsoever. AND I am not on the verge of tears because I miss them so ~ especially since I had plans for my upcoming 100th post and birthday{nor did I steal, um borrow, my parent's laptop so that I could do a quick catch-up on blog reading and post my own Not Me! Monday}. That would just be ridiculous.

While at the Sports shop to find a new fishing net for hubby for Father's Day, I was not so focused on getting a crabby Kameryn out of her carseat that I failed to notice as Sierra pulled the fire alarm lever on the fire escape exit, thinking it was a regular exit. The LOUDEST alarm ever did not sound, nor did my cheeks turn bright red as I ushered everyone out the regular exit. Not me.

I am not addicted to TLC and Discovery Health. I do not love the show 18 Kids and Counting and I would never EVER think about what it might be like to have that many children. I do not want a big family. No sirree. Not me.

I certainly do not find myself getting sad, already, that my baby girl is growing and changing before my very eyes. I definitely do not want her to stay a tiny baby forever, nor do I want my older girls to stay just as they are. That would be silly.

That's it for this week!

Not Me! Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama You can head over to http://www.mycharmingkids.net her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

I am definitely not looking forward to a summer break from dance and swim lessons just so that I don't have to pack up the kiddos every day. I'm an on-the-go mom who loves toting kids all over town. I do not need a break nor enjoy a peaceful day where we have nothing on the agenda. Not me!

We did not skip out on an extra dance practice for Sierra on Friday evening. Just because it was ninety degrees, there is no air conditioning {so it seems} at the studio, Kam was super grumpy, and the girls were having too much fun with water balloons, that is no reason to skip out on an extra class. We would NEVER do such a thing.

At my brother-in-law's high school graduation on Saturday night, I did NOT {if only for a second} pass a tiny bit of judgement on a mother of an infant Kameryn's age who was about half her size. Especially when said mother asked how my 4 month old got so "big and chubby", and then proceeded to give her daughter a bottle of water and chat to her friends about the previous night out partying, while proclaiming the need for a cigarette. Nope, that definitely wasn't me.

And after a long day full of graduation festivities on Saturday, I did not let my four year old sleep in until 11 am yesterday morning. Let my children sleep half the day away? Never!

I'm so glad I didn't do any of those things last week! How 'bout you? What didn't you do?

Not Me! Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama You can head over to http://www.mycharmingkids.net her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

The girls and I were not in a commercial last week. If we had been in a commercial, we would not have had the time of our lives. That would be so shallow of us. And while we were not shooting a commercial, I wasn't the least embarassed that Sierra was explaining (in detail) to everyone involved that our beloved cat is now outdoors because she coughed up a hair ball that resembled the remains of a mouse. Not at all. Hair balls are a perfectly acceptable topic of conversation, as far as I'm concerned.

We did not go on vacation with my family last weekend. While not on vacation, Makenna certainly wouldn't have had 462 accidents in three days, including one black eye. What kind of mother would I be if I weren't watching my child every single second to make sure she wasn't running into closed doors?

I did not tear up while reading a Junie B. Jones book to my six year old daughter, because I found the ending to be touching. I am not overly hormonal right now resulting in tears almost every day for no particular reason. Tears? Over a children's book? That's just silly.

Wanna join in? C'mon be brutally honest. Write your own post about everything you did not do last week, and link up at My Charming Kids.

Not Me Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama You can head over to http://www.mycharmingkids.net her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

This is my very first Not Me! Monday post. Ever. So be kind ;)

Alrighty . . . last week I did not create a Wordless Wednesday post on Thursday. And then actually post it. And then leave it there for over an hour until it finally dawned on me that it might not be Wednesday. I am so together and on top of everything around here. I always know exactly what day it is. I mean, my goodness, how could anyone ever get their days mixed up so horribly? Not me!

While Jeremy was playing in Vegas last week, I did not fix big pretzels, carrot sticks, and apple slices for dinner. What kind of dinner is a big pretzel, anyway? I always fix gourmet meals for my family.

I definitely have not spent more hours than I can count online, drooling over cloth diapers. As well, I have not done everything I can think to do to get my husband to let me cloth diaper our newest babe. How on earth could a person actually be in LOVE with all those beautiful cloth diapers out there? I'm sure not.

I did not contemplate how much easier it would be to just move, vs. actually cleaning house (and I especially did not do this on more than one occasion). I mean, that's just silly. My house is immaculate at all times!

That's it, folks! My first Not Me! Monday post.

Wanna join in? C'mon be brutally honest. Write your own post about everything you did not do last week, and link up at My Charming Kids. Go on, shoo!