Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama You can head over to http://www.mycharmingkids.net her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.
The girls and I were not in a commercial last week. If we had been in a commercial, we would not have had the time of our lives. That would be so shallow of us. And while we were not shooting a commercial, I wasn't the least embarassed that Sierra was explaining (in detail) to everyone involved that our beloved cat is now outdoors because she coughed up a hair ball that resembled the remains of a mouse. Not at all. Hair balls are a perfectly acceptable topic of conversation, as far as I'm concerned.
We did not go on vacation with my family last weekend. While not on vacation, Makenna certainly wouldn't have had 462 accidents in three days, including one black eye. What kind of mother would I be if I weren't watching my child every single second to make sure she wasn't running into closed doors?
I did not tear up while reading a Junie B. Jones book to my six year old daughter, because I found the ending to be touching. I am not overly hormonal right now resulting in tears almost every day for no particular reason. Tears? Over a children's book? That's just silly.
Wanna join in? C'mon be brutally honest. Write your own post about everything you did not do last week, and link up at My Charming Kids.